Big news, Lu.

Sagittarius: "You've been fighting them off long enough, time to let the love back in your life."

-(scoffing) -Mm-hmm.

Yeah, 'cause that's me, isn't it?

Fighting them off.

Ooh.

Keep still.

[knocking] I'm looking for the private detectives.

Uh, how can we help?

Well, I think my wife is having an affair.

I'm really sorry, we don't do extra-marital... What's your wife's name?

Of course.

She is the queen of Engelworld.

And I believe she's having an affair with the Duke of Yorcastria.

[Frank] "LARP"?

It stands for "Live Action Role Play."

[Frank] Yeah, I can read, thank you very much.

Ooh, so it's like "Dungeons and Dragons," but for grown ups?

Well, sort of.

I create scenarios, and my LARPers use their imaginations to act them out.

"Unforgettable moments every weekend."

Sounds like fun.

Yes, our latest adventure is the struggle for the control of Engelworld.

-"Engelworld"?

-[Adrian] Yes, it's inspired by Shakespeare's Henry plays.

War of the Roses, you know.

But ours is a fantasy version.

Fantasy, of course.

So, and your wife is the Queen of Engelworld.

-Queen Margaret.

-Queen... And you think -Queen Margaret-- -Sorry, her real name is Maggie.

Maggie.

You think Maggie is having an affair with the Duke?

-Yes.

-And what makes you think that?

Her character goals.

Her what?

Well, each week she insists Queen Margaret spends time alone with the Duke of Yorcastria.

Then afterwards she's always very distant with me.

She flatly denies it, of course.

The Duke's real name is Tony Suffolk.

It's complicated because he owns the woods we use for Engelworld.

Yeah, no, he's, well... So, I want you to follow Maggie during our next role play on Saturday -and get proof.

-[Frank] One question.

If you're all dressed up, aren't we gonna stand out?

I was just coming to that.

-[gasps] -"Davy the Ogre"?

-[Lu] Oh!

[giggle] -[Sebastian chuckles] Davy's a bit part in Henry IV Part Two .

It's not the Davy bit that bothers me.

Well, I am Doll.

"A sharp-tongued charm fairy who secretly wants to marry a nobleman"!

Darling, you sure he's met you only the once?

[all laugh] What are you, Sebastian?

Oh, a, uh, swordsman-poet named Owain.

Don't tell me.

You slay our adversaries with your lyrics and your blows?

Oh, they're alright, the Engelworld lot.

-[Lu] Do you know them?

-Oh, yeah.

They often pop in here for bits and pieces.

Right, that's it.

Leave this with me, and I'll make you all look wonderful.

[Adrian] Your majesty.

May I present your new swordsman-poet?

Owain.

Your majesty.

Welcome to my kingdom.

May you find love and... prosper.

Thanks.

-She's very committed.

-Ooh.

-Hello!

-[Lu] Oh!

Hello!

I'm Doll, I'm a charm fairy.

[laughing] This is... -Davy.

-The... Ogre.

You secretly fancy her, don't you?

What?

I helped write the brief.

I'm Katie Harper, Adrian's assistant.

But here in Engelworld, I'm Mistress Better, the healer.

Helping characters who are sick or injured or... just plain unhappy.

Like Ewan.

He was King of Engelworld for almost a year, but then last week he was unexpectedly slaughtered in battle.

By one of his own side!

Now he's got to start again as a serf.

[indistinctly] That's quite the fall, isn't it?

[indistinctly] I said, that's quite the fall.

[indistinctly] Fall?

Oh, god.

I said, it's quite the fall.

Oh.

Yeah.

Well, Adrian likes to leave room for the unexpected.

He's a bit of a genius.

So, who killed him?

I mean, not him.

His him.

[whispering] Over there.

The Duke of Yorcastria.

[giggling] -Come on.

-[Lu] Yes.

[gong ringing] Following the unexpected death of the king Engelworld's royal house has split into two factions.

The red roses of Lancminister on one side.

The white roses of Yorcastria on the other.

Today's quest will be nothing less than the struggle for the crown of Engelworld itself.

[cheering, whooping] [laughing] Ha!

I think my people know which side their queen is on.

-Oh!

-Major Tony Suffolk.

AKA the King-Slayer.

Welcome to my manor.

An officer, hey?

[giggling] But not always a gentleman.

[Frank] So, where did you serve?

Bosnia.

And Iraq.

Royal Pistols.

Oh!

Bit different to this, eh?

[chuckles] Running round the woods with a plastic sword.

-[character growls] -Oh, hmm, no offense.

More fun than keeping 100 men safe in Basra.

I had some friends at Sandhurst.

Who was your Sergeant Major?

Warrant Officer Farnham.

[giggling] [Lu sighs] I spent two years building up my king.

Now thanks to that strutting bully going completely off scenario I've got to start from scratch.

Got no powers.

Got nothing.

I too have put my heart and soul into a role, and seen it go entirely to waste.

Edward the Vigorous.

That was my name!

She's not even wearing black!

Queen Margaret has a message she needs delivered.

Your weapon, Poet Owain.

Looks a bit lethal.

[Adrian] It's for taking health points off people not actually hurting them.

So.

You're all clear of your objectives?

-Yes.

-I have to know the truth.

Yes.

We will do our absolute best, Mr.

Messanger.

Alright.

Let's get this over with, shall we?

Earpieces.

Queen Margaret seems to have lost something.

Her self-respect, maybe.

Come on, keep up, will you?

Yeah, I'm coming!

I'm stuck on the bush!

You killed my husband.

[Tony] And I don't regret it.

Leave us.

You are completely forgiven.

Maggie.

The Duke of Lorcastria's clearly forgotten himself.

The queen demand he follow her into that thick foliage over there.

Maggie, it's over.

I told you, I don't wanna do this anymore!

Oh, Tony, please!

You're breaking my heart!

I shall kill you!

Do you hear me?

I'll kill you!

Hmm looks like the queen's been dumped!

-[Tony] Nervous?

-[shrieking] -Oops!

-Oh!

[laughing] Yes!

Yes, isn't everyone before their first battle?

I'll keep you safe, if you give me your phone number.

Oh!

[laughing] No, I couldn't.

I'll make it worth your while.

[giggling] Gotcha.

Obviously that's not my real number.

[laughing] I mean, that would be, it's a laughing... -The lady doth protest too much -[laughing] methinks.

[laughing, sighing] [whispering] What was that all about?

Um... nothing.

He just... dunno.

Less of the green-eyed monster, Davy, hey?

[trumpeting] Attack!

[all yelling] I have absolutely no idea what's going on.

No, me neither.

It's great fun, isn't it?

[sounds of battle] -Hi-yah!

-[Lu shrieks] Cowards die many times before their deaths.

The valiant never taste of death but once.

What?

-[grunting] -Oh.

[mock-dying sounds] Olivier lives!

[Tony yells] [Sebastian] That's not bad, though, to be fair.

Yeah!

That was good.

Help the Duke!

[laughing] [Katie yells] [Katie] Help me!

Please!

[Sebastian] That's pretty good, too.

[Lu] Are you in pain?

[groaning] Frank!

It's real blood.

Time out!

Oh, dear god.

Who's done this?

Oh, no!

What have I done?

What have I done?

[PC] Ma'am.

Yeah.

Okay.

Thanks.

I always wondered what you got up to at the weekend.

Uh, Lu's in the tent.

You don't know us.

Uh, okay, I need everyone behind the police line.

Thank you.

Who hired you?

Adrian Messenger.

The shooter's husband?

Wanted us to help him prove his wife was having an affair.

Which we have.

Okay, let me see.

-[sighs] Need to-- -Ohh!

Maggie, it's over.

You're breaking my heart!

[Maggie, from phone] I shall kill you!

The jilted lover gets her revenge.

What about the second victim, though?

I don't know.

Collateral damage?

No, she was miles away from Tony Suffolk.

Maggie would've had to miss me and Lu to hit Katie.

Well, I did always say you were a lucky man, Frank.

I'm gonna need that.

Can I just show it to my client first, please?

Okay.

By the way, this is the only other metal bolt we found.

Ah-ah-ah!

[Tony, from phone] I told you, I don't wanna do this anymore.

[Maggie, from phone] Tony, please.

You're breaking my heart!

It's over, then?

Your marriage?

No, the affair.

No, that gives me hope.

Oh!

Right.

Are you gonna take her back?

Yes.

I am.

Let's hope you get the chance.

No, they've got the wrong person.

Maggie's no killer, and she'd never, ever hurt Katie.

Well, maybe that bit was an accident?

No, no, Maggie's an excellent shot.

No, she's been framed.

And I want you to prove it.

[sound of sword being stabbed into the ground] [Frank] I mean, to be fair, if his missus did deliberately shoot lover boy in front of everyone, she's as mad as a fish.

Did you see her acting?

That's true.

So, I've been checking and the arrows that Maggie used are called broadheads.

And you can easily get them online.

If you can get a signal.

Well, so, anyone here could've bought one?

And swapped them with Maggie's fake plastic ones.

Hang on.

What?

We're way out of range here.

And it's pointing the wrong way.

There's a nail in this tree.

A what?

A nail.

[Frank] Where?

[Lu] In the tree.

[hammering] Frank?

Yeah, hang on.

Right.

A pint to anyone who can tell me what the hell's going on.

I have, I have no idea.

Look here.

[knocking on board] What's that?

[Frank] The scene of the crime.

Is that supposed to be me?

There with the... Wha-no, well, look, no it's a... representation.

Any other observations?

If someone switched the bolts how could they be sure who Maggie would fire at?

Oh, because her objective this week was to kill the Duke.

Yeah, we saw it in Adrian's tent.

Well, considering that the Duke butchered his King last week I would say that Ewan must be in the frame, right?

Ewan offered to show me all his LARP gear.

Mmm!

Yeah, I think he's just a bit lonely.

Well I'd follow that up if I was you.

[phone ringing] -Hi.

Oh!

-[Tony, through phone] Hi!

Hello, Lu?

[stammers] Hi, Tony!

You gave me your real number!

Yeah, and you remembered it.

I've been thinking about you all night.

Were you?

[giggles] [seriously] Were you?

So, I've discharged myself from the hospital.

Have you?

Yeah!

Look!

So, what time you free?

F... uh, free, to, um.

Oh, I dunno, I should, um... Uh, tell you what.

Why don't I think about that and I will get back to you And then, yeah, say... great, thank you.

Thank you.

Bye.

You gave him your real number?

I didn't think he'd remember it, did I?

It's fine.

It's not like he's gonna work out where I work from it Well, let's hope not!

He actually left hospital because of me.

Look.

Go and see him.

Try and find out, you know, what's the score between him and Maggie.

Whether he thinks it's possible that she could try and kill him.

Oh, I mean, if you think it'd be helpful, I could probably go and see him.

Probably manage that.

And while you're there, have a dig around in his, um... [text alert noise] [Frank] his army CV.

Oh, Ewan's invited me for tea.

Oh?

Somebody likes you, poet Owain.

[correcting Frank's pronunciation] Owain.

Owain.

Owain.

Owain.

[Ewan] All rise for Edward the Vigorous!

The true king of Engelworld.

Wow.

That is unbelievable.

My beloved widow.

Oh.

Yes.

So sad.

Um.

How long were you and the queen married?

Nine months.

The greatest relationship of my life.

Our love felt real.

Darling Edward.

Being with you, I feel like the luckiest woman in all of Engelworld.

And I, the most blessed man in the universe.

[Ewan] I was sure she saw it the same way.

Ooh, what're you doing?

Oh, I was just... [stuttering] This is a role play, you silly man!

I'm sorry... [stuttering] As if we... [Ewan] It was like... she stuck a dagger in me.

She told Tony to kill Edward so she'd be rid of me.

I'm sure of it!

You must've been so angry.

Towards Maggie and Tony.

I committed terrible crimes against both of them.

Have you?

In my head.

[chuckling] Only in your head?

Yeah, of course!

I'm not crazy!

[photographic clicks] Here we go.

Ah, thank you.

Oh, those glasses suit you.

Oh, these silly... this is impressive.

[Tony] Well, it was just a job.

[Lu] Well, you've done very well out of a job.

My import export business.

I set it up when I got out of the army.

Luxury goods to India.

They love a British officer over there.

Yeah.

[chuckling] What about you, Lu?

What's your story?

Oh, me.

No story.

I'm just a boring office job.

You're incapable of boring.

I wonder how Katie is?

Oh, she was in a ward next to mine.

Think she'll be out today.

Well, that's great, isn't it?

[Tony groans] You alright?

-[groaning] -Ooh.

Yeah, it's just my shoulder.

Yeah, don't worry.

It's okay.

Are you sure?

[Tony] Yeah.

Aah!

Could you just... check that the dressing is okay?

Oh, yes.

Yes, okay.

-Oh.

-Yeah, you can just... -Okay.

-Yeah, just pull that down.

That... Shall I?

-Yeah.

-[giggling] Aah!

Yeah, just pull it right down, yeah.

That's it.

Aah!

-It's alright.

-Ooh.

[chuckling] It's... that's, yes.

I think that's alright.

That all looks great.

[Maggie] What you doing?

The hell do you think you're doing?

[Maggie] I'm out on bail.

And you gave me this, remember?

Hi, I'm Lu.

[laughing] I know!

[Tony] My key.

And I'll tell the police you stopped by, shall I?

You're welcome to him.

Seriously.

Talk about blurring the lines between fact and fiction.

You know, Tony told me that Maggie's been threatening him ever since he finished with her.

Maybe she did do it deliberately.

We need to speak to her.

[Frank] We?

I think you've blown your chances there.

Hey, it's not my fault that Tony prefers a charm fairy to a drama queen!

Was that the tattoo on Tony's shoulder?

-[Lu] Yeah.

-Are you sure?

I'm positive.

'Cause that is the crest for the Warwickshire Guards.

But that is the crest for the Royal Pistols.

Why would a soldier get a tattoo from a different regiment?

And why would an officer forget the name of his Sergeant Major?

Unless he's lying to us.

To know the killer, you gotta know the victim.

We need to keep an eye on him.

-[crossbow firing] -[Lu] Oh!

Sorry.

[sighing] I just keep thinking how lucky we are that Maggie didn't shoot us.

What if she was aiming for Katie?

Why would she do that?

No idea.

[car door slamming] [Frank] Ooh, um.

[Frank] Must be important, 'cause it's not easy to drive with one arm.

-Can... -You'll just have to hold it.

[Frank] Come on.

[Frank sighs] Oh!

There we go!

[photographic clicks] Look him up.

Maybe it's, like, an old friend or something.

Yeah, but why come here today, though?

Here we go.

Army Forum.

Uh, "Private Johnny Talbot... died in Helmand Province, Afghanistan, 2010.

A tragic accident.

Negligent discharge"?

Someone's gun went off by mistake.

Oh, no!

That is so sad!

Hang on.

He's coming over.

[phone ringing] It's him!

It's him!

What should I do?

-Answer it!

-Um... Hello, Tony!

Hi, Lu.

Look, I'm really sorry about this morning.

It wasn't quite how I imagined it.

[laughing] Yeah.

Well, it was, um, memorable.

[laughing] Look, I wanna.

make it up to you.

Come round for a drink later?

Um... yes, okay!

Great.

Where are you now?

Working.

Right, well, roll on this evening, eh?

[chuckling] 'Bout five-ish?

Yes!

Great!

Okay, then.

See you then.

Bye!

[suggestively] Mmm.

He was very keen to see you.

Can you stop sounding so surprised about that?

Listen.

While you're being entertained by action man I'm going shopping.

[Frank] Alright, your highness?

Davy, from yesterday.

Right.

Tough weekend.

That's one word for it.

I don't care what the Engelworlders say.

I don't think you're guilty.

Good.

So, who'd you think switched the arrows?

My husband, probably.

I'm joking.

Ohh.

[Maggie] What else are they saying?

Uuh, that you had half a dozen tries at hitting Tony Suffolk.

Well, that's rubbish.

I fired twice.

I missed him once by about six inches.

But I got him on the second shot.

Hang on.

If you missed by six inches, how come you hit Katie?

I have no idea.

I never even saw her.

Hmm.

This forum reckons the gun that killed Private Johnny Talbot belonged to a Corporal Barry Foulkes.

An internal inquiry cleared Foulkes of responsibility and then Foulkesy left the army to set up a boot camp for stressed professionals in Newcastle.

I wonder if he accidentally killed any of them?

So, Maggie swears she only shot two bolts.

But three were fired.

[Lu] So, either she's lying, or... [sighing] Maybe she just doesn't remember?

Or it's the grassy knoll all over again.

Oh, yes.

We studied that.

JFK.

The second-shooter theory.

Yeah, what, so you're saying maybe there were two of them there with real arrows.

Well, it would explain a lot.

So.

We need to find out if anybody's got a grudge against Katie.

I'll sort that out.

You need to get your party frock on.

Oh.

Yeah.

[Adrian] All this was abandoned yesterday.

Six players have said they're not coming back.

And Maggie won't return my calls.

Can you think of anyone who might have a grudge against Katie?

No.

You can ask her yourself.

She came straight from the hospital to help.

Wow.

She must really care about you.

[Katie] Oh, hello, Davy.

You here for our weapons training?

Can't wait.

[chuckling] I've got a few done.

Thanks, Katie.

Although, frankly, I'll be surprised if we need them today.

How's the leg?

Oh, the painkillers are amazing.

[chuckling] [rustling sounds] [Katie] Adrian?

Adrian?

[cracking sound] -Get down!

-[sound of arrow whizzing] Stay here.

-Gloria?

-Oh!

Frank!

Who are you?

Oh, this is Gloria.

She's responsible for me Davy costume.

Adrian called me.

Uh, costumes he wants taken off his hands.

[Frank] Right.

What's going on?

I heard a shout.

Oh, dear God.

[Tony] I'm so sorry.

Took longer than intended.

Oh!

Canapes!

[chuckling] My specialities.

Wow.

I'm impressed.

Again.

[laughing] Cheers.

Cheers.

[Lu] Which regiment did you say you were in?

Uh, the Royal Pistols.

"Ex Vita Ignis."

In life, fire.

Oh, right.

So, um, how come you've got a tattoo of a musket and a rose and not one of a castle?

Now I'm impressed.

I didn't have you down as a regimental crest geek.

Can blame my older brothers.

[laughing] It was a drunken bet.

Which I lost.

[Lu] Oh.

One of those.

[laughing] Yeah.

So, uh... which boring office do you work in, now?

Solicitor's.

Oh.

Which one?

Carter and Son.

It's near Warwick?

It's, uh, on the Frensham Road.

[Tony] Oh, I know them Who's your boss there, again?

Roger?

[Lu] Roger Carter.

Where's your bathroom?

[Tony] Oh, the best one's upstairs.

Third on your right.

Through the bedroom.

Shot!

[Frank sighs] Not sure it gets us anywhere.

I looked into what Corporal Barry Foulkes has been up to -since 2011.

-And?

Couldn't find a thing.

Not in Newcastle, or anywhere else.

Electoral registers, telephone directories, Google, social media, he just disappeared.

Does it say on there which regiment Foulkes was with?

It... Yes.

The Black Caps.

That's the nickname for the Warwickshire Guards.

Tony Suffolk's tattoo.

[Lu] Hello, Lu here.

Please leave a message and I-- We gotta find her!

Oh!

Tony?

[Lu] Tony?

Um... I'm here.

What... [laughing] [Tony] Lu.

Called Carter and Son.

They don't seem to have heard of you.

[Lu] Really?

So, where do you work?

[Tony] I got your phone.

In case you were wondering.

[knocking] [banging] Yeah?

-Where's Lu?

-Oh, she left.

About an hour ago.

[Frank] Without her car?

Ow!

Lu?

[Lu] I'm up here!

You okay?

Yes.

I picked the lock.

What, he imprisoned you?

Yeah, he's... You must be Hathaway.

Shakespeare's purse had her name in it.

I don't like people coming into my house under false pretenses.

Takes an impostor to know one hey, Barry?

You can change your name, you can buy an officer's uniform, and you can pretend you never went to Afghanistan.

But the past is always gonna catch up with you.

Get out.

So, Corporal Barry Foulkes reinvents himself as an officer and a hero.

Gives his business respectability.

And lets him bed the damsels of Engelworld.

Quite the re-brand.

But why was he visiting that boy's grave today?

What's that?

Oh, this little thing?

Archery for multitaskers.

I know who shot Katie!

[grunting] Ewan?

I think you can afford to be a bit lighter.

[Katie] Hello!

Hi.

Do you mind if we have a word?

Yeah, sure.

[Maggie] Greetings, all.

Have you missed me?

Can I just say, "God, I need this!"

Katie, I didn't shoot you.

And these are a symbol of our friendship.

Thanks, Maggie.

Hello, Ewan.

Alright.

I've been worried about you.

Surely the detectives you hired have been giving you updates.

Tony texted me.

I asked them to find proof.

About you and Tony.

But then I hired them to clear your name because I know you didn't do this.

And I believe in us.

Even now.

Katie?

You okay?

Yeah, I just don't get what he sees in her.

Are you really detectives?

Yeah.

And we, uh, we know that Maggie didn't shoot you.

Then who did?

You.

You made yourself look like a victim, didn't you?

So that you could hide the fact that you'd switched Maggie's arrows?

[chuckling] You're mad.

You're completely mad!

This is all to do with Corporal Barry Foulkes, isn't it?

Leave me alone.

[whispering] Catherine.

Frank!

Frank!

We know that's a metal bolt, Catherine.

[Lu] And we also know what Barry Foulkes did to your brother.

And that he got away with it.

You wanted retribution, didn't you?

[Lu] So you immersed yourself in Engelworld under a different name.

And you waited.

Falling in love with Adrian wasn't part of the plan.

[Frank] But it meant you had no qualms about framing Maggie.

And her mission that week was to kill the Duke of Yorcastria.

You were sure that she wouldn't miss.

So this was your opportunity.

[Frank] While everyone was listening to Adrian you made the switch, didn't you?

[Adrian] Today's quest will be nothing less than the struggle for the crown of Engelworld itself.

Then came the master stroke.

You found a quiet spot in the woods.

And just before the battle scene you shot a metal bolt through your own thigh.

That's why we found another arrow.

You used it to line up your shot.

[Lu] But before you could get rid of the evidence [trumpet blowing] [Adrian] Attack!

[Frank] That's why you arrived too late to the battle scene, isn't it?

[Tony yells in pain] [Frank] You were too far away from Tony to convince us that Maggie had tried to kill you, too.

[Katie yells] Help me!

Please!

Come on, Catherine.

Put the cross bow down.

He shot Johnny in the heart.

He was showing off.

And then he lied.

And got people to cover for him.

He's not sorry.

He didn't even apologize to me, my family.

He may as well have shot us, too.

[rustling in undergrowth] [Tony] You're trespassing.

Why don't you call the police, then?

You told me that Katie was on the ward next door.

So you must've seen her surname on her hospital bed.

You weren't convinced Maggie could kill you.

But if Katie turned out to be Johnny Talbot's sister... [Frank] It all began to fall into place, didn't it?

Catherine had tracked you down.

She wanted you dead.

So you'd have to eliminate her.

Which is what you tried to do, a few hours later.

Get down!

This is for Johnny.

And for everything you put my family through!

Catherine.

Catherine!

[Tony] Why?

Why couldn't you just let it go?

Go on, then.

No one's gonna lie for you this time.

[grunting] [gunshot] It was a defective weapon.

[Tony] That's what the inquiry said.

Lily-livered coward!

[Maggie] Stop!

[Maggie] Shoot me, not my duke.

[Katie] This isn't a game!

Get out the way, Maggie!

Put the bow down, Katie.

Put the bow down.

[Katie] Please!

I have to do this!

Please, I have to do this!

Catherine, you don't!

You don't have to do this.

It's alright.

[Katie cries] It's alright.

[Lu] It's alright.

Someone tried to kill Catherine Talbot in the woods earlier.

And you kept it from me.

She didn't want it reported And now we know why: because it risked exposing her.

I got there, didn't I?

[Marlowe] This time.

Your luck'll run out.

After everything I've taught her, she still thinks it comes down to luck.

I'm not sure who's the biggest idiot, him or me.

You weren't to know what he'd done.

You saved my life.

She might not have shot you.

I can't help loving you, Maggie.

In or out of Engelworld.

Now you're being the idiot.

Never last.

Well, the Engelworlders certainly got their unforgettable moments this week.

Oh, come on.

When Tony asked for your phone number, that was genuine!

Well, maybe.

But after that, I was just his alibi, wasn't I?

Firstly, so he could get out of hospital early, and then secondly, so that he could nip off into the woods and have a pop at Katie.

And I thought he was in the kitchen.

Darling, never trust a man who takes 30 minutes making an hors d'oeuvre.

Wise words, Gloria Listen, are we done?

Mmm.

Davy, Doll, and Owain cease to be.

Out, out brief candle.

Oh, that's a relief.

-Thanks, Gloria!

-Ohh.

Thanks, Gloria.

Bye!

-Ta-ta!

-[kissing noises] I'm going to miss Engelworld.

Everyone needs a place to escape to, don't they?

Hey, we've got a place to escape to.

It's called the Mucky Mallard.

Hmm.

And I hear the ghost of Davy the Ogre's buying!

-[laughing] Thanks!

-What?

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